Matthew Freeman

On the lookout for a crew willing to pull off the great twenty first century bank heist. I serve no real purpose other than being the ‘ideas man’ which makes me perfectly qualified to be our Daniel Ocean (though unfortunately without Clooney’s looks or Sinatra’s charm). Willing conspirators will need to be able to drive the getaway car, disable security cameras and be able to outrun police in poorly chose matching attire. Previous experience as a bank teller or safe cracker is a plus... Nonsense aside, I’ve been in London since 2014 and have gotten to the age where all of my friends have either settled down or moved away (wait… maybe I’m the problem), and I’ve not quite reached the point where I want to stop exploring and having the odd adventure.